TRASHCOIN!

ONE RACCOON'S TRASH......IS THE INTERNET'S NEXT OBSESSION.

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OPEN ISSUE #01

Cartoon ASCII raccoon digging for treasure

“IT'S NOT GARBAGE
IF YOU LOVE IT.”

ISSUE #01 / ORIGIN STORY

THE DUMPSTER
FOUND US.

The internet tossed out a thousand weird ideas. One raccoon showed up with a flashlight and called it a treasure hunt.

Somewhere between forgotten memes and broken charts, Trash Panda found a pack that speaks fluent nonsense. No suits. No serious faces. Just pure midnight cartoon energy.

SPECIES Trash pandaSUPERPOWER Bad timingDIET Red candlesMISSION Find good trash

CHANNEL 404 / FOUND FOOTAGE

TRASH TV.

One screen. Two formats.
Absolutely no normal programming.

00:00 / 00:00

HOW TO BECOME TRASH / 3 EASY MISTAKES

THE TRASH
CODE.

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ASCII raccoon looking through a telescope

LOOK
EVERYWHERE.

The good stuff never sits on top.

KEEP
THE WEIRD.

Normal is already overstocked.

ASCII raccoon chasing a green chart candle with a net

CHASE
THE FUN.

Bring a net. It moves quickly.

ISSUES #01–#04 / ABSOLUTELY CANON

ONE LONG,
BAD IDEA.

Read left to right.
Logic not included.

Cartoon ASCII raccoon slipping on a banana peel beside an upward arrow

WHOOPS!#01

FAIL UPWARD

Every banana peel is just a launch ramp with bad PR.

Cartoon ASCII raccoon climbing a glowing mountain

CLIMB!#02

TAKE THE WEIRD PATH

Normal roads are crowded. Trash pandas prefer the side of a mountain.

Cartoon ASCII raccoon riding a glowing green horse

YEEHAW!#03

RIDE THE CHAOS

If the chart turns into a horse, you hold on and look confident.

Cartoon ASCII raccoon having a picnic on a crescent moon

MOON?#04

PACK A PICNIC

The destination is optional. Snacks are absolutely mandatory.

CAUGHT ON DUMPSTER-CAM

RACCOON
SIGHTINGS.

THE LAST PANEL / FOR NOW...

THE BIN IS
OPEN.

“YOU COMING
OR WHAT?”

Bring memes. Bring chaos. Please leave the serious face at home.

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